Armenian Jokes

Q. What do you call an empty bus?
A. BusBarab

Q. What do you call a ship that goes straight?
A. ShipShidag

Q. What do you call a horse from Melbourne?
A. MelbournTsi.

Q. What do you call a stupid president?
A. ABush.

Q. What do you call a guy under power?
A. VarOoj.

Q. What do you call Kevork dancing?
A. BarKev.

Q. What do you call half a rose?
A. VartGes.

Q. What do you call a quiet cat?
A. Soosig Poosig.

Q. What do you call a skinny Asian?
A. Nip Nihar.

Q. What would you call a windy ABBA concert?
A. ABBAhov.